Alastor's Diary - XX/XX/XXXX

[superstylishsquid]

I got promoted today. I'm a senior officer now, which means my former fellows are now my subordinates. I would consider it an honor, except there really wasn't much competition. Hulk Davidson and Gran Bruce are both inexcusable morons and Charles III is so full of himself, it's a wonder that head of his fits through the door. Still, I'm not complaining. I hated having to take orders from that dog-faced Fire Leo. At least now I can tell him where to shove it if he tries to push me around.

I still have to deal with orders from Sprocket and the Almighty Leader, but they're at least tolerable. Most of the time.