Alastor's Diary - XX/XX/XXXX
Dec. 14th, 2013 10:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
superstylishsquidWell today was interesting, to put an understatement. Almighty Leader decided to review our past performances due to all the hilarious failures to defeat Viewtiful Joe. Sprocket forbade us from interfering with the editing of the footage, so of course Hulk, Charles and Bruce all snuck in and offered suggestions. Fire Leo too, from the sound of things. Naturally I couldn't allow such a biased final cut, so I had to make sure the Biankies included their most spectacular attempt to date. I'm not sure which one of them came up with the idea of building a robot with all of their strengths, but the design was awful. The thing was a complete pile of scrap even before Viewtiful Joe and Blue Jr. got through with it.
I didn't bother changing my own footage, of course. My competence speaks for itself all on its own. Unfortunately, nobody got to see the final version. The Biankies screwed up somewhere along the line and instead we got surveillance footage of Silvia. I was right about her not being a typical damsel in distress. Despite how long she's been here, she's managed to keep her spirits high and hold faith that Viewtiful Joe will be able to rescue her. Almighty Leader said we could learn a thing or two about teamwork from them, but I expect teaching those stooges to actually trust each other will work out about as well as trying to teach Agni and Rudra to win the quiet game.
I didn't bother changing my own footage, of course. My competence speaks for itself all on its own. Unfortunately, nobody got to see the final version. The Biankies screwed up somewhere along the line and instead we got surveillance footage of Silvia. I was right about her not being a typical damsel in distress. Despite how long she's been here, she's managed to keep her spirits high and hold faith that Viewtiful Joe will be able to rescue her. Almighty Leader said we could learn a thing or two about teamwork from them, but I expect teaching those stooges to actually trust each other will work out about as well as trying to teach Agni and Rudra to win the quiet game.
