Alastor's Diary - XX/XX/XXXX

[superstylishsquid]

Dante hasn't taken me out of storage since Mallet Island and I'm starting to get impatient. I understand having a favorite weapon, but why bother keeping others if you're going to use them once and then forget about them? And worst of all, I'm stuck down here with the other Devil Arms. I'm not sure who I want to punch more, the loudmouth twins or Beowulf. I guess word got around about me refusing the draft, since the bag of fleas seems to consider me a traitor. Or maybe Nevan, it might teach her to keep her hands to herself.

I'm getting fed up with this. If something doesn't change soon, I might just have to forget that I'm supposed to stick by my master.